Ieri seara in jurul orei 20:30 eram intr-o librarie din Bucur Obor, cand am ajuns la casa mi s-a parut ca s-a cutremurat pamantul si am intrebat disperata, caci eu sunt speriata de moarte de cutremure: E cutremur sau asa se misca magazinul acesta? O masina de sters podeua a trecut pe langa noi, Casiera a apucat sa imi raspunda plictisita ca asa face magazinul, o Doamna multa si-n lung si-n lat a aterizat pe jos in dreptul nostru si cu greu s-a adunat si a pornit mai departe „E ud pe jos!” a zis bombanind in barba, probabil rusinata ca a cazut – dar o durea destul de tare. M-am gandit ca daca am fi fost intr-o tara din alea civilizate unde se traieste bine pe baza castigurilor rezultate din datul in judecata, Doamna uriasa ar fi reclamat magazinul ca are podeaua uda si ar fi cerut despagubiri sa-si traiasca linistita batraneturile. Dupa ce am citit ziarele de dimineata, stiu ca la judecata i s-ar fi spus ca nu a cazut din cauza podelei ude ci din cauza ca atunci chiar a fost cutremur in Vrancea si chiar s-au cutremurat podelele magazinului Obor din Bucuresti; asa ca adio castiguri in bani si apartamente in tara noastra cu cutremure zi de zi!
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